War on Dandruff
January 27th, 2006I was feeling especially contemplative last weekend, and we didn’t feel like going out, so we decided to satiate our geeky sides by watching the Lincoln documentary on history channel (hey…at least it wasn’t a straight-up war show for a change). I got roped into it pretty quickly since the focus was mainly on who Lincoln was as a person.
I found myself marveling at what the biographers were saying about him: he was sort of in touch with the “other side,” but wasn’t religious, he always thought about and envisioned the future and was frequently disheartened by what he saw, he wanted to change the world but didn’t know how he’d get far enough to do it. I thought, “over a century later, I can totally relate!”
The best part about the program was all the slick references to our current president and how he compares to Lincoln. The speakers were telling stories about Lincoln riding out into the war zones and asking soldiers about body counts, then falling into despair when he learned how many had lost their lives. They said things like, ‘A real president faces hardship; other presidents hide from it.’ They talked about how Lincoln spoke on numerous occasions about African Americans and how they were fighting the Civil War war. He chided other politicians for refusing to regard slaves as people and free them. Again, Lincoln was compared to Bush in that he was far more humanitarian than our current president.
There was one speaker who really laid it on and said something brilliant (I’m afraid I’ll have to very closely paraphrase the original quote):
If you saw Lincoln during the Civil War, you’d call him a dictator. He shut down newspapers, squashed freedom of speech, and violated other Constitutional rights…but out of military necessity. Other presidents, whom I won’t name, do things under the guise of military necessity when in fact this is not what’s happening…I mean, a War on Terror is like a War on Dandruff…it’s not actually about anything…Now, I think the Civil War was just a little more serious.”
— Gore Vidal, Author of Lincoln
- Aradia